Ahemmmm....!!

Hello....!!.. here ;-)....... Yes..??
Well dis is mi personal nonsense yew better not laugh... -_-
I know NO one cares ..but i like to sound all important to miself.... B-)
... Okay, Rant over..!!

Thursday, 10 October 2013

DOG TV..!!

Read someones status about DoG T.V..! ? Like there is something actualy like DOG T.V Exists ? 


Googled about it and yess..there is..!
Yahan entertainment industry mein people slog their asses off, struggle for years to land a substantial role and here is a separate channel dedicated to Dogs with dogs in designer wear with their own shows airing puppy love stories. Some celeb dogs even afford their own human hairstylists (Hilarious in parallel world :D)
Catch your breath..the name's "DOG Tv". 

no wonders wese if Imam siddaqui has his own show at MTV..So, Dogs can also have their own channel..:/


Yakeen ni hota apni aankhon pe  

Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Comedy nights with ME..!!

Yess..!! Nowadays whats happening is not less then some Comedy.

Again i caught myself talking with myself only about "this bad phase never gonna be end". Which i olready know and have accepted also.. but NO.. !
AGAIN  tears started falling uncontrolably and din't stop till it reached brim of the bucket. Ofcourse not really..
FUNNY part was that i actually started saying nice words to myself after sheding millions of tears.LoL and i actually felt better.
Amazing isn't it ??..

Here i know nothing is gonna get better ever so why such comedy happens with me. Guess i am going psycho ... or i have tried all styles of crying and this is a new one. Nobody is there to make you laugh .. So,i am there for myself.

OH YEA..!!
I Can be your HERO baby.
I Can kiss away the pain.

El o El..!
I m STUPID,and i know it..♡

What the shit i just wrote ? :'( my thinking power is vanishing day by day :'(

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

F.R.I.E.N.D.S-hip SeasonZ

So Again i found myself rolling on bed here and there as its 1:41A.M.
So i spent sometime thinking about how my relationships with people have evolved and I concluded that with each and evrey person of my life i have Seasons. Like i can categeorise them in these 4 seasons.

The "dhoom season" - Where coz the friendship's new there are a lot of chatting, phone-calls, 24*7 messaging and a lot of masti & Yaarana. This phase generally lasts for 3 weeks and at MAX - a month. Take a pause and then again comes with sequal.

Then comes the "Comedy Nights with Kapil season" - The reason why the name is such is because we remember each other only during weekends ..Saturday and Sunday just like the days this show is aired. Generally for a movie or an occasional dinner. 

Then comes the "Manmohan Singh season" where we speak only on Birthdays or the worst days of our Life. Just like how Manmohan speaks either on Independence/Republic days or days when the Indian Economy prefers to drown like the Titanic in Atlantic ocean.

Finally the "Uday Chopra" phase- Where just like the Indian audience doesn't know whether he's living or dead but he shows up in 1 movie in 4 years...our friendship too goes in Hibernation and only whatsapp forwards OR liking their profile pictures on facebook is my way of showing I'm alive.

Though few of my friendships have survived the test of times and boredom, I contemplate sometimes as to why I get bored of people. Maybe it's just me bored of my life or my life bored of me.whatever but i will always love the people i have in my life. ♥♥