DOG TV..!!

Read someones status about DoG T.V..! ? Like there is something actualy like DOG T.V Exists ? 

Googled about it and yess..there is..!
Yahan entertainment industry mein people slog their asses off, struggle for years to land a substantial role and here is a separate channel dedicated to Dogs with dogs in designer wear with their own shows airing puppy love stories. Some celeb dogs even afford their own human hairstylists (Hilarious in parallel world :D)
Catch your breath..the name's "DOG Tv". 
no wonders wese if Imam siddaqui has his own show at MTV..So, Dogs can also have their own channel..:/


Yakeen ni hota apni aankhon pe  

Comedy nights with ME..!!

Yess..!! Nowadays whats happening is not less then some Comedy.

Again i caught myself talking with myself only about "this bad phase never gonna be end". Which i olready know and have accepted also.. but NO.. !
AGAIN  tears started falling uncontrolably and din't stop till it reached brim of the bucket. Ofcourse not really..
FUNNY part was that i actually started saying nice words to myself after sheding millions of tears.LoL and i actually felt better.
Amazing isn't it ??..

Here i know nothing is gonna get better ever so why such comedy happens with me. Guess i am going psycho ... or i have tried all styles of crying and this is a new one. Nobody is there to make you laugh .. So,i am there for myself.

OH YEA..!!
I Can be your HERO baby.
I Can kiss away the pain.

El o El..!
I m STUPID,and i know it..♡

What the shit i just wrote ? :'( my thinking power is vanishing day by day :'(

F.R.I.E.N.D.S-hip SeasonZ

So Again i found myself rolling on bed here and there as its 1:41A.M.
So i spent sometime thinking about how my relationships with people have evolved and I concluded that with each and evrey person of my life i have Seasons. Like i can categeorise them in these 4 seasons.

The "dhoom season" - Where coz the friendship's new there are a lot of chatting, phone-calls, 24*7 messaging and a lot of masti & Yaarana. This phase generally lasts for 3 weeks and at MAX - a month. Take a pause and then again comes with sequal.

Then comes the "Comedy Nights with Kapil season" - The reason why the name is such is because we remember each other only during weekends ..Saturday and Sunday just like the days this show is aired. Generally for a movie or an occasional dinner. 

Then comes the "Manmohan Singh season" where we speak only on Birthdays or the worst days of our Life. Just like how Manmohan speaks either on Independence/Republic days or days when the Indian Economy prefers to drown like the Titanic in Atlantic ocean.

Finally the "Uday Chopra" phase- Where just like the Indian audience doesn't know whether he's living or dead but he shows up in 1 movie in 4 years...our friendship too goes in Hibernation and only whatsapp forwards OR liking their profile pictures on facebook is my way of showing I'm alive.

Though few of my friendships have survived the test of times and boredom, I contemplate sometimes as to why I get bored of people. Maybe it's just me bored of my life or my life bored of me.whatever but i will always love the people i have in my life. ♥♥

Look at this place..

Feels like melting into the window seat. *Sigh*

Arsenal VS...?!?!... Don't Disturb..!!

Its Sunday , and again a bored one..! Out of boredom it happened me to think what i was doing at this time last Sunday..? (Smart thought i know -_-) 

And it killed me again that i had called one of my bestie last Sunday.. and he disconnected my phone by messaging.. "Its Arsenal VS ...*Some football team i don't remember* " .. DON'T DISTURB..! 

Huh..! Don't disturb is what he had never ever said to me in all these years, even if i am bugging him he has always said "Daffa ho" . Yeah..! that's how we bade bye to each other. -_- . But "don't disturb, Match romantic ho raha hai.."
EeeeP..! Romantic..? I felt like throwing SRK's DDLJ, Dil to pagal hai and all Bollywood romantic movies DVD's on his face and telling him this is what romance is not that thing those idiots are doing with ball.

I’ve been seeing since few years how keenly he watches Foot ball matches, my few more friends and brother also watch this game. And i wonder whats so amazing about this..?

This game is so ‘rough’, players go around shoving each other to take the ball??

All I have praised this game is for (except for the awesome goals that were made) it’s cute and hot players. I have absolutely no clue about this game. I do not know what all tricks the players use, why and when Red, Yellow cards are given (though I do know they are given when the player misbehaves), and am completely unaware of the rules.

Every time I asked my brother to tell me the rules, he would tell me “later” and that later hasn’t arrived till date.

Moreover i have no idea about the names of the teams, have heard a few like Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool. That’s it. 

"EPL is ON dude. Chelsea VS Man U" .- dialogue from Mujhse fraandship karogi. And just because of this movie i know is Man U is the team which frequently changes their Manager. Earlier i din't even know all teams have their manager.

This is all i know about this football as of now. But for some unknown reason i have some strange curiosity towards this game.

The enthusiasm, the zest with which people cheer for teams is something which I do not connect to, and feel sad about it :( . And now I do not know if I can be made to or rather make myself fall in love with this game, or even after years when I re-read this I’ll still be feeling sad that I know nothing about the game :/ 

That Song 'The Waving Flag' by Kannan .. is what always comes to my mind at first place as i think of Football.

the ‘echo’, the true feel of the song ‘that makes me think of a huge football ground with spectators cheering for their teams, and everywhere you look around all you see is anger, drive, energy, passion, and craze of the football fans for their country and for their teams.

No wonder then that FOOTBALL the most loved and followed game in most of the countries!!!:)

BUT.. That doesn't mean you say "Don't Disturb" to your Friends..! >:( 

Cute Pizza delivery guy..! :D

Hmm...Mommy din't make anything "Kuch achha" ..

So, I ordered a pizza today.

No big deal I know.

And I was disappointed...yet again.

You know, how they have really cute/hot guys delivering pizzas in ads.

Every time I order a pizza, I wait in anticipation for this.........

But I am always greeted with this...

 

hooooh..!!

 

I found gippy garewal cute too as pizza delivery guy in ATB :D ...

 

But no.. :/ 

Anyways Pizza was yummy..! :D

 

I will keep ordering untill they send a cute pizza delivery guy..! :D :P 

Just another life,can i have ?

Hey .. what haan what ?..,Life i got is deffective, i need to exchange it god..? Can i have another one ?
PLEASE..
It has nothing in it.Not a single CONTENT is matching boss.. i just got bluffed by you dude.
Do even realise what did you do to me ? What a big big big mistake you have done.

Lemme acknowledge you mr.God..

Firstly,you forgot to add the most important chapter of my life and thats college . Have you ever been to college ?. No...? .. You know what.. evry teenager on this earth dreams about this heavenly place. You know why ? Bcoz this is the place from where you get F.R.I.E.N.D.S. You know how ?... when teacher sclods you all together .. you feel a bond,when you make assignments together you feel we all are in same shit, when you all get less marks..you feel you r not alone, when you can't makeup to attend the class..they give ur proxy,when you fight with your mom and leave home without eating breakfast ..they bring you tiffin, friends make it all worth living.  oops i forgot to ask .. do you have friends ? ... No na ?.. i knew it.. thats why you din't let me make any. But hah..!! i still managed to have few ... dare you ever make us apart. You know with friends you can talk whatever you feel. Its such a nice feeling to know you have someone who understands you so well. And yes friends make us laugh too .. they do the stupid things with us which is great.

MISSED COLLEGE CHAPTER... NO MEMORIES TO CHERISH... NO EXPERIENCES TO SHARE...JUST ENVY YOU DIN'T HAVE ONE.

OKAY ..!! For once i can spare you for not adding college chapter...
But do you have any idea normaly the life you promise to give all humans ..have a special someone in it. Which is the major and most important content i belive. And  you even forgot to add that one also .?
How could you. .? What i am suppose to do all my life alone?  When i will get hurt whos gonna be there for me ..?  Are you aware of that amazing feeling ..? when you know you are being loved by someone.♥

You cruel life maker .. made mine one empty.. din't make anyone for me.

You even snatched my preety face. Being a girl do you realise how painful it is.? When you had once a beautiful smile and with a sudden twist it changes into a horrible one ?

Oh shucks.. i m already so very much fucked up.. not intersted in giving you details .. it kills me just kills me .. why the hell even i am talking to you. Guess you have plugged in earfones.. not even listening to me. By the way.. which song are you listening with full volume , That you are avoiding me from last 5 years..? must be 'dhatin naach' ryt ?... nowadsys to this one is hit number guess thats why you are making me dance on your stupid plans.i am bloody frustrated now.you get that ? 

NO... HELL BLOODY HELL... WHY DON'T YOU PICK ME UP.. ? :/

You deprived me from all this but gave me patience ?

Why.. ? Why ?

This is the most unwanted content according to me.. PATIENCE.
You are poor life maker.. mine one has lot of bugs in it.
So just..
Take this away.. take this life back..
All i am asking for is..
Just another life.. can i have.. ¿